Mornin', faggits. :>

I stole this from Mika.

But first, a morning checklist.

Get up at 6am because dogs are noisey. Check.
Lay in bed for an hour, and almost fall asleep before getting up at 7am. Check.
Discovering that dad has run off with the goddamn dog kibble in the van. Check.
Make the dogs a light breakfast out of very expensive canned dog food, and a mix of a few cheap ones.
Prop open the front door so Dooley and Bella can bark into the house, and Mu and Crow can go play. Check.
Put on a pot of coffee and have a morning cig while it brews. Check.
Drink first cup of coffee. Check.
Take a morning poop, 'cause coffee makes you do that. Awesome. Awesome. Check
Smoke some weed and get a second cup of coffee. - In a fucking minute. Jeeze. Don't rush me.

Had anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?:
John and Bryan hugged me before they left, when they dropped off my smoke the other night. <3 those big gay bears.

Do you hate being home alone?:
I am never home alone. I've got a lot of fucking dogs.

Do any of your close friends smoke weed?:
... This is a stupid question. D:< OF COURSE I DO. Everyone smokes weed...

Have you ever kissed someone with a lip ring?:
Yes.  But it was in the center of the lip, and the symmetry bothered me.

If the person you have feelings for started smoking, what would you do?:
LoL, oh man, he STOPPED smoking. D: And always refuses my cigarettes, even after CRAZYASSPENETRATIONLOVING.

Will you be in a relationship this time next week?:
I had better be. Or Alby's got some 'splanin' to do.

Plan on getting drunk or high tonight?:
I am always intoxicated, by a sedative and non-stim ADD drugs.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?:
Roland. :] He was all, "SLURPS" and I was all, "Hehehe, your ferocious, dagger-teeth are scraping my nose~"

Can you last in a relationship for 6 months?:
Can YOU?

Do you miss someone?:
;-; My little domestic housewife. AHAHA AHA, AHHHH.

What annoys you about text messages the most?:
That people think shitty grammar is ok when they do it.

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?:
Cass, mostly. Mika, and Manda too.

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?:
Yes, but kissing is so ooky. It's like, "Let's press our mucus covered oraphacies together and exchange saliva and germs."

Does anyone hate you?:
AHAHA. Only like, everybody.

Would you say you're emotionally strong?:
I'm a borg, mother fucker. I HAVE NO FEELINGS.

Did you eat breakfast this morning?:
Fuck no.

Do you have long hair or short hair?:
Long for me, currently. Getting longer too.

Have you ever hugged someone over a minute?:
Sometimes I hug Albert for over a minute. :> With my mouth. OHHOHOHOHO.

Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?:
All three. Nepolitan three sample, BITCHES.

What was the last thing you & your mom talked about?:
Her new apartment, and how she is not doing well mentally... :< She needs to be on her meds.

Think of your first real best friend, are they still there for you?:
I think in a real emergency, he probably would be.

Are you a jealous person?:
Considerably less than I used to be.

Can you roll a blunt?:
No, I suck.

How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?:
We'll find out sometime soon.

How was last night?:
It was ok.

Who's in your profile picture with you?:
Nobody. It's a fucking monkey.

Is there anything you need to buy at the store right now?:
OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF CANDY.

What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?:
41

The past 72 hours have you been under the influence?:
Uh, yeaahhhhh~

What time did you go to sleep last night?:
3am.

What are you doing at this very second?:
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK? Actually, my wrist is in agonizing pain. I think it's from so much mouse and keyboard use.

Are you taller than your mom?:
._. No...

Do you ever turn your cell phone off?:
No, not really.

Are you currently looking for a significant other?:
I needs me some pussay...

Ever been called babe?:
Yep.

Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you?:
Who the hell are you? Don't ask me that.

Is your hair curly or straight?:
Kind of curly...

What do you prefer Mcdonalds or Burger King?:
Burger king.

Going to wrap my wrist and get some more coffee. That is all.

Mostly, the news is, THE BEGINNING OF MY CAREER!

Pop and I finally started a non-profit corporation, to take care of dogs.

http://www.dogrepair.org

Also, I made a video; watch it. It's PUPPIES AND SHIT.



Dat's right. You niggas love my dogs.

Hm, what else? Like, nothing, really.

NO WAIT. My art is getting pretty awesome.



I color now. I KNOW, RIGHT? How weird.

That's all I think.

So, I figured I should go ahead and introduce the members of the Kamikaze Pack.
( Poopies! )

Fox[y]: male, white neck, brave, playful. This is the puppy I had to rescue from the terrible tarp. Since the struggle he put up with me, he has been the bravest, and the most interested in us. It seems that a demonstration of dominance, with no aggression, has put him in the right frame of mind to make the most success with.

( Fox )

Fuzz[ball]: female, thick fur, protective, curious. "The road to hell is paved with good intentions," is the perfect summary of Fuzz. She attempts to protect and guard her brothers and sister with aggression, but shows more promise each day.

( Fuzz )

Rock[y]: male, white stripe up nose [very similar to Fox], cautious, curious. Rock is almost Fox's twin, in appearance, and while he is intrigued by people, remains very cautious.

( Rock )

Aki[ta-face]: female, dark face, meek, shy. Aki has been the hardest one to get to warm up to us, but she is creeping her way up along side the others in an attempt to find out what, exactly, it is that people are; a threat, or friend?

( Aki )


I shall update with information on the last few days a bit later tonight, hopefully.

- Asher

I'm not sure how long I will be able to keep up these posts, but I am going to try to do it every day.

Many of you are aware that my father wants to foster puppies all summer for the local dog shelter in Yanceeville. So far we have fostered, and adopted out about twelve/sixteen different puppies. I haven't been bonding with them, the way I did with the "Original Six" we fostered last fall, but I do my part in keeping them in line. The last batch were a set of red retrievers; they were very sweet, but incredibly timid at first, but after three-ish weeks with us, qualified for adoption.

Well, yesterday, my father decided that is it time to put to the test, my skills as a dog rehabilitation expert. He brought home four feral puppies; they have zero previous human exposure, are fearful-aggressive, and are biters. A red zone case. If they had been left at the shelter, they would have had to be put down, due to not being eligible for adoption.

I have been given two weeks to improve their behavior. They don't have to be eligible for adoption after two weeks, but they do have to be broken of their biting, and demonstrate that they have gained some human-socialization skills.

( I hope I can... )

I am going to do this, damnit! These puppies will not be put down.

- Asher

Happy birthday, Jimjam.

-Throws confetti.-

- Asher

I normally make a point to ignore any mail our house gets unless it is addressed personally. But today, we got a catalog, and it's awesome. I'm going to steal something from it now, and read it to you all.

Gather 'round children.

Religions

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock. Shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens- and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I probably deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you!
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
Unitarianism: Who gives a shit?

Why didn't I think to explain it that way?

- Asher

My new journal!

Leaving behind all the baggage of the old one, because I'm not the person I was a few months ago. Everything else is changing, so why not where I drop all my verbal garbage?

All I can say right now is, I'm pleased with myself, and I'm happy.

- Asher